A girl at church: Jonathan, how old are you?
Jonathan: I'm 4 - if you count the side kick
Girl: side kick?
Jonathan: You got it babe!

This morning
Jonathan: Mom, you know what I have never done?
Me: What?
Jonathan: I've never hopped on a bird and flown in the air to eat some cloud fluff. I almost did that the other day, but the bird was near the road and you wouldn't want me to go there.